A rap-style dialogue on the Subway this morning

“All of these people are dead. Look man all of these people are dead.

Hello? Hello.

Are any of you awake. Hello?
I feel like I’m in a haunted statue house.

Don’t eat the onions man. Just piss ‘em off.

‘Just a beat boy, but it brings me joy’

No man, no man: ‘She’s over sixteen, but not eighteen, no she’s not eighteen’

Yeah, man, comb your hair.
Screw you.

HELLO! All the way to Finch man with zombies.

Yeah. Don’t eat the onions!”

- Anonymous 1 and Anonymous 2